Things you can't live without:
The Public Toilet Survival Kit
Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. The only thing that is missing is toilet paper. Heck, just throw some individual wipes in there and you'd be all set! (The other wipes are to clean the TOILET, not your, er, bottom!)
The Husband Chopping Board
For those PMS days, or the times when you feel like murdering him, but you don't want to go to jail. Just take out some vegetables and chop to your heart's content!
Kai Pure Komachi 2, 8-piece Knife Set
Speaking of knives, get a load of these beauties! Just look at that rainbow of colors! I bought the little red one a long time ago and it is still as sharp today as the day I bought it! And I love me a sharp knife!
Things you can live without:
A Woman Remote Control
(Click to enlarge). Uh, gentleman, I only have TWO WORDS for you.
AS IF.
or
GET REAL.
or
YOU WISH
or
F*CK YOU
Okay, maybe I got carried away on that last one. Sorry. You just go ahead and buy this little remote if you want to. Go ahead and try it at home. But let this be a warning to you: You'd better check your health insurance for coverage on removing said remote from your a$$!
Heart Gelatin Mold
Tampon Flash Drive
Seriously? Who would use this? A female spy so that she could keep it openly in her purse with important data on it? (I know, I watch too many movies!)
That's it for today's edition of THINGS YOU CAN AND CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!
14 comments:
LOL - that flash drive cracks me up! no way, no day...
the chop a husband board ...was it created by Lorana Bobbit? lol
dude...that flash drive is too far...ugh...lol on the chopping block...the list this time is a little menacing...do let me know if you are passing thru so i can hide...smiles.
LOL !Great post I laughed my head off ! I have a funny of a remote for the women ! Have a great day !
When you said you had two words for the guy who wants that woman remote control, I immediately thought you meant your last two! And the flash drive is a riot! Would make a funny joke gift!
Amazing the products that are out there...and selling! I think, why didn't I think of that?
I need the toilet kit, although I guess I need to add a blindfold in to it! heehee...
Toilet kit is a must, I would think. LOVE those knives!!!
The heart mold is just gross...well, so is the tampon flash drive--LOL! So funny! But I do love those knives! ;)
Lol, the flash drive is hilarious
A woman remote control, my words would be 'in your dreams fella'. The flash drive is a hoot, that would make a great gag gift.
I like those knives however.
Are those knives really sharp? I saw some and wondered if they'd go blunt as soon as they were used. Also, are they dishwasher-proof. Have you seen the diddy fry pans to match?
Hahahaaaa....the tampon flash drive...omg....These are a Hoot!
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Tampon flash drive???? Gads!!!!
I actually know a lot of people who would use the heart mold--of course they are in the health arena, but...
I am thinking the remote would ensure that the rainbow knives would be used on the Husband Chopping Block. LOL
So, those knives really work huh?
Haha,, That tampon flash drive is epic.
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