Monday, February 11, 2013

I've got THE Perfect Valentine's Gift

.....for your significant other if they were a fan of "Fifty Shades of Gray" AND likes to cook:

Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

This actually is a great cookbook AND it has GREAT pictures. Like this.

Okay, so maybe a trussed up chicken isn't a turn on to YOU, but let me tell you, when "Miss Hen" talks to "Mr. Blade", oooh, I myself, was swooning!

Especially when "Mr. Blade" looked like this:

See how firmly  he's grasping those, er, chicken breasts?

And then there's these photos.......


Holy crap on a cracker! Tie my up! Oops! I mean sign me up! For cooking classes, that is! ;)

This cookbook boasts recipes such as:

  • Extra Virgin Breasts
  • Please Don't Stop Chicken
  • Learning to Truss You
  • Jerk Around Chicken
  • Cock Au Vin
  • Hot Rubbed Hen
Just to name a few. It is a cookbook you can BOTH enjoy! Fun to read and fun to cook together. Click here to view on

I did not get paid to review this. But I could! :)

In chickens, of course!


Country Gal said...

Interesting cook book lol ! Thanks for sharing have a good day ! Ok ladies quite drooling over the pages lol !

Mike said...

You're a nut!

Lynda said...

Great pictures and recipes, too? Sounds like a good combination!

Brian Miller said...

oh how fowl...hahaha

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh my, is it hot in here or is it just me? I got a kick out of the author's name. FL "Fowl"er!

Al Penwasser said...

That's not honey glaze on the Jerk Chicken, ya know.

Gail said...

Never been into velvet chains but this could change my mind.

Ami said...

Is there a chapter near the beginning that addresses choking the chicken before all those preparations?

Jane said...

Lol - talk about food porn!! I like 'Hot Rubbed Hen' hehe :)

Valerie said...

Getting in on the act, eh. EL James will be pleased. I'm glad my chef doesn't look like

Jeannine Breton said...

You are too funny! I just lost my appetite....for eating! LOL

Wendy said...

Pat! That is hilarious and awesome, all at the same time!!!
(I just might get that for my 23 y o daughter who's still learning to cook. Why not make it fun?)


Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Oh, that is too awful! What a hoot!