Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday's Funnies #2

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he
has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says,"I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first

Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following
Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up


Brian Miller said...

put his wifes teeth in...hahhhahahahaha

Wendy said...

Ha! Funny, Pat. Thanks for the laughs.

And, you're better than a kindergarten teacher with her bulletin boards, keeping up with your headers and background. I really like this one with the "Love" and the roses.

Hmmm... Mine's been the same for a "couple" of years... Maybe i should think about changing it...


Lynn said...

Literal LOL on the cop story. I love your pretty new pic and background too! Awesome job!

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♥●• İzdihër •●♥ said...

LOL...what a fun post ;)

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