Friday, January 25, 2013

Friday's Funnies #1

Italian Altar Boys Confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. 
Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.

'You're very tight lipped and I admire that, but you've sinned and have to atone. Y
ou cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now, you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.” 


Brian Miller said...

5 good leads....and plenty of time to pursue them now too....clever boy...smiles.

Eva Gallant said...

good one!

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Carletta said...

Love it Pat!

DesertHen said...

Very clever boy...LOL! Cute joke!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

HA! That was a good one!