Men have been programmed to pee in front of each other since they were little boys. I'm sure most boys played the game of "Let's see who can pee the farthest" or what boy hasn't peed in the yard while playing outside with his friends?
It's a whole different story with women. We may all "go to the bathroom together", but we don't GO to the bathroom together. Capisce?
I'm not used to seeing pee coming out of a woman's who-ha.And I'm not about to start, either.
But apparently, that might change in the future. Hopefully, it will be in the distant future.
This company out of Denmark (Dezeen) has made some prototype female urinals.
You heard me.
It is called the Pollee, and there are three different prototypes: Pollee Shy, Pollee Topless and Pollee Naked. (Leave it up to a man to name urinals something sexist.)
The whole idea behind this (no pun intended), is to cut down the lines for women's bathrooms.
I'm guessing this one is the Pollee Naked.
Although it looks like she is carrying something, think again. She is SQUATTING, her drawers are around her ANKLES, and she's PEEING, folks. C'mon, seriously? Unless you're drunker than a skunk, who is going to do this? Okay, MAYBE if I had a skirt on, and no underwear, AND I had to pee like a race horse. AND there were NO OTHER BATHROOMS. Then maybe.
This must be the Pollee Topless.
Does this really look much better? Sure it shields you from the person NEXT to you, but HELLO, how about the people walking by?
This is the Pollee Shy.
Uh. I don't think so.
Maybe by the time these urinals are popular, I won't have to worry.
I'll be wearing "Depends".
Ladies, what about you? Would you be able to use a female urinal?