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Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday's Funnies #34

This is Part Two of the strange things found in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

One of three things is happening here: 1) Daniel Boone is running out of hats; 2) Someone REALLY wants a raccoon coat, or 3) all these raccoons are trying to get inside this car through the sun roof because they are cold.
Maybe the inside of the van above looks like this and THAT is why those 'coons are trying to get inside!
I got nothing.....I stared at this photo and tried to figure out if this car had been a hearse or if this guy just made his Blazer(?) into a stretch limo. Limo is questionable! Maybe taking all the guys hunting!
A truck-owner wannabe!
I actually think this is pretty cool. Except you've got to take into consideration the protruding "cigarette" when parking!
"I'll show YOU for leaving me in the car!"
Seriously? Now I've heard of everything!
Ted went out drinking with his buddies after work. He thought he was smart leaving his car in the lot and hitching a ride with one of them. After one drink too many, his co-worker offered to drive him home. Ted was glad because when they left the tavern, a heavy snow storm was in progress. He figured his wife would be happy that he was so smart to let someone else drive him home in his condition AND with the bad weather. He had no idea what tomorrow would bring.



Laughter is a tranquilizer
with no side effects.

ARNOLD H. GLASOW

9 comments:

Danica Bridges-Martin said...

These are great! Love the pooping dog! :) Danica

Brian Miller said...

ha. i totally want to see the face of those that own the crapping dog...and the guy that forgot to put up his roof...ha...

Christine said...

Once again, very funny! Thanks!

Adam said...

every person who leaves dogs in cars deserves that.

JoJo said...

OMG that trash car! GROSS!!!!

Mama Zen said...

I am deeply concerned about the raccoon mobile. WTF?

Gail said...

All these may me feel better about myself. Thanks.

Liz A. said...

I once had a cat on my car. But only on the hood. And only one.

I once saw a car that was packed as full as the trash car. In person. The only space was where the driver sits. I wonder what that house looks like.

DesertHen said...

Oh my! Some of these left me speechless! The pooping dog, priceless!