His wife was in bed with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend says "What can we do, it's too late for me to hide?"
The wife says "Stay right there, he's so drunk he won't even notice."
The husband kicks off his shoes and gets in bed. Then he noticed three sets of feet at the foot of the bed.
He says "Hey, someone is in bed with us!”
The wife says "You're just drunk, go count the feet and you will see."
He gets up and goes to the foot of the bed... then says "One, two, three, four" goes back to bed and says, "Guess you are right, only the two of us are in this bed!”
THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS
IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER.