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Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday's Funnies #15

Oldie but a goodie:






A husband comes home late one night after drinking.

His wife was in bed with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend says "What can we do, it's too late for me to hide?"

The wife says "Stay right there, he's so drunk he won't even notice."

The husband kicks off his shoes and gets in bed. Then he noticed three sets of feet at the foot of the bed.

He says "Hey, someone is in bed with us!”

The wife says "You're just drunk, go count the feet and you will see."

He gets up and goes to the foot of the bed... then says "One, two, three, four" goes back to bed and says, "Guess you are right, only the two of us are in this bed!”



THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS
IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER.

e.e. cummings

10 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha...wonder if i could get away with posting that first one at a police station...hehe...

Eva Gallant said...

All of those were hilarious!

JoJo said...

Awww the poor cartoon doggie!!! LOL

DeniseinVA said...

Very cute, I am still chuckling.
Denise
An English Girl Rambles

Liz said...

Whoops, just tried to leave a comment and Blogger ate it. What did I say...?

Oh, right, where do you find these? I thought I saw all the good jokes, but you seem to have a stash of new ones somewhere.

kisatrtle said...

Oh these are funny

SquirrelQueen said...

These are all so funny I can't pick a favorite. Thanks for the giggles Pat!

DesertHen said...

These are good ones Pat! That first one had me on the floor...lol!

Lynn said...

Busy weekend...Monday funnies for me!

Here's a link for you: I think you'll enjoy these "memorable" jokes.
http://www.cleanfunnypics.com/i-need-a-bigger-trunk/#axzz2WUmACYl6

Betty Manousos said...

haha!
great stuff! all of these are hilarious!
thanks for the laughs, dear friend!
xo