Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Christmas is Coming!

There are  approximately 100 days till Christmas! Are you ready?


Me either.

To give you a little jump on your Christmas shopping, Snooky Bing-a-ling, a.k.a. Snooky Bedhead (my elf name from last year - get  YOUR elf name here ) has some gift suggestions for you.

Your welcome.

This one is for the camera bug in your life. Do you have someone who's constantly got a camera in their hand and saying, "SMILE!" Are you tired of getting caught with your pants down, so to speak? Here's your chance to get back at those Candid Camera freaks. (Ahem, takes one to know one!) Buy one of these camera lens mugs . From a distance it looks like the real thing. Call their attention to you, then throw the mug at them. If you want to see a grown person cry.....Wait, that's just downright cruel AND you might hurt them. Maybe just spill coffee or hot chocolate on it and freak 'em out THAT way. Yeah, that's better. Hee, hee.

Does your significant other like to drink beer while watching the Military Channel? If so, boy is this a great gift for only $30! Feast your eyes on THIS bad boy! It's called a hops holster 12 can ammo pack
Just be careful he/she doesn't wear this hunting, or we might have another Dick Cheney hunting accident on our hands!

Do you know someone who loves the bar scene? She loves to go out and feel like a "piece of meat"? Well then, this gift is IDEAL for her! She can show off her "rack" and er, "rump" to the crowd! Click the link for more info! Creme cuts of meat dress

How about some Blood dripping sunglasses for those True Blood lovers? Not such a steal at $285 each. Yikes! More expensive than a vial of vampire blood!

Do you know someone who has just about EVERY kitchen gadget available? Bet they don't have these! How cute are these daisy-shaped eggs?  Who wouldn't want to eat a sunny side egg shaped like this? Too cute! Set of four/$22

Never know what to get your fellow co-worker? How about a set of these Mood Mugs? You'll never have to guess what mood they're in when you come to work in the morning....just look at their mug (in their hands I mean)! If you're really cheap, you can buy just one. (Course they're about $16 each including shipment from the UK!)

For those who love "Dexter" on Showtime, how about these awesome coasters that mimic his blood slides? They are a steal at $35 a pop!

And finally, how about that person who L-O-V-E, LOVES their car.  How about a pair of Car Lashes? Wouldn't this look adorable on it? Especially if it was a Volkswagen Beetle! At $25/pair, I think it would be a GREAT gift!

That's all for now. I don't want to overwhelm your little head with ideas. Or your credit card with charges.

Besides, this little elf's fingers are tired from surfing.

Stay tuned for more Christmas ideas in the upcoming months.


Nancy said...

There's a military channel??

Must have those daisy egg shapers and the blood sunglasses!

Mary said...

It's 3 1/2 stinking months until Christmas for crying out loud! Give me a break - I do my Christmas shopping the night before at the local 7/11...let me know on Dec 24 how late they'll be open.

Yaya' s Home said...

There's still a 7/11? No pro'lem; we've still got time. LOL

Those eyelashes are too cute. I would totally feel pretty with those on my car.

~ Yaya

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh my goodness! Is it time for Christmas already? Did I miss Autumn?

I have to admit I like the lens mug but not you spilling.

Snooky, you always find the best gifts.

Valerie said...

Mood mugs and car lashes, they're definitely what I need to buy this Christmas. Heehee looking forward to getting more ideas from you.

Brian Miller said...

my you have such an interesting xhristmas 100 days! omg...where did the year go?

Eva Gallant said...

Love the car lashes, but pleeease, let us have a little more relax time before we start stressing about Christmas!

BigSis said...

You are awesome. I love these! I bought my first Christmas gift over the weekend and my coworkers think I'm insane!

for a different kind of girl said...

I may have screamed a little bit when I saw that Christmas tree pop up. Since I work retail, I think I'm justified! I am SO not ready!

Love the gift ideas. I'd seen the car lashes trending on the computer last week, and while I should say I thought they were odd, in reality, I thought I'd totally love them!

becky said...

My elf name is Nipper Sugar Socks... but I'll just use sugar socks for short :). Lots of cute & fun ideas here... I think I like the camera coffee cup the best... but no surprise there!

Bonnie said...

Have to have those eyelashes!!!

Thanks for reminding me that there are only 100 days til ..... NOT!


Ami said...

I just ordered the coffee mug for my physical therapist... although the idea of Christmas approaching is sorta scary!!!

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Kathy's Klothesline said...

Zippy Sparkle Toes here. I want those car lashes for my golf cart. That would prevent he who is a slob from using it!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Zippy Sparkle Toes here. I want those car lashes for my golf cart. That would prevent he who is a slob from using it!

Mama Zen said...

Oh, damn. If my daughter sees those sunglasses, she's going to want some!

Gail said...

My first reaction was to tell you, hush, I don't want to hear about's too soon.

Then I saw these delightful gifts and had a good time anyway.

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

LOL - that was so funny. I will not be ready for Christmas until about midnight, Christmas Eve. Only then - maybe.

f8hasit said...

Thank you once again Snooky Bedhead for making my list of need to buy things longer!

Lovin' the lens mug. Just ordered 2

WhisperingWriter said...

I have a friend who loves Dexter. I'd totally get those for her but I don't want to spend $35 'cause I'm cheap.

Donna B said...

Pat, I don't know how you come up with this are amazing...Sunny Sparkly-Toes

Missy said...

Santa is not ready! O.M.G. I have got to get started!

Anonymous said...

I lik ethose Dexter coasters.