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Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday's Funnies #32











Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and say, "Trick or Treat. No thank you."

RITA RUDNER
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12 comments:

  1. Brian MillerOctober 25, 2013 at 7:36 AM

    i never knew a broken bra strap could be so scary...hahaha....

    happy friday! smiles.

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  2. katie eggemanOctober 25, 2013 at 8:58 AM

    Some appropriate Halloween thoughts, I never thought of myself as a witch, but I may have a lot in common with them. This was fun.

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  3. AdamOctober 25, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    lol at the no candy one

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  4. GailOctober 25, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    Great job. Happy Halloween.

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  5. genieOctober 25, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    Thanks for brightening my day. These are all great. I like the one about menopause...it cracked me up.

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  6. UnknownOctober 25, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Loved every one of those!!!!!

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  7. UnknownOctober 25, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Loved every one of those!!!!!

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  8. DeniseinVAOctober 25, 2013 at 2:10 PM

    Loved them, thanks for the chuckles.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 25, 2013 at 8:28 PM

    Thank you! You are refreshing & funny!

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  10. Liz A.October 26, 2013 at 10:16 PM

    Re: the Walmart one. I just went into a Michael's yesterday, and guess what was all over the place? Christmas decorations. Yikes.

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  11. Sallie (FullTime-Life)October 27, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Great collection. Happy Halloween ;>) Did I tell you I love your headershot?

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  12. DesertHenOctober 27, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    These are great! And the one about Walmart is so true!

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