Friday, July 26, 2013

Friday's Funnies #19

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
And don't forget the sign at a
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing
that holds society together.

Max Eastman


Al Penwasser said...

That podiatrist is a good sole.
Sorry. I wanted to play, too.

Rae said...

Love your Friday funnies. Those sign sayings are too funny.

Brian Miller said...

hahaha those signs are awesome...smiles....have a wonderful weekend pat

JoJo said...

Those were a riot!!! The crematorium one really cracked me up.

Adam said...

I've actually seen "We repair what your husband fixed." on many trucks

Kathy's Klothesline said...

So, now I want to make a sign for the septic lagoon ..... Lake Of Political Promises. Post it on the gate to give the DNR inspector a good laugh.

labbie1 said...

ALL of these are TOO funny!
I especially appreciated the septic truck! LOL

Liz said...

From a manure supplier: Your one stop for cow drop.

Saw that yesterday. It was an actual ad line.

Mama Zen said...

"We repair what your husband fixed."