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Monday, December 20, 2010

Naughty Christmas Jokes

The jokes below are rated for age 18 and older. If you would be offended by off-colored jokes, skip today's post.

















Christmas joke-of-the-day:



Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.

8 comments:

Brian Miller said...

hehe...i tried to get offended...smiles...still chuckling...

Barb said...

My favorite is Santa's sexual harassment trial! Happy Holidays!

Eva Gallant said...

those were some good ones.

Mama Zen said...

I love the one about cleaning the chimney!

David Allen Waters said...

lmao....i couldnt be offended if i tried...to funny

Entre Nous said...

Had to forward the Santa in Court one to my friend..... the attorney!!!!

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh my, you naughty girl.
Thanks for the laughs!

Gail said...

How did I miss this jewel???