Feeling Stressed?

Are you feeling a little stressed because of the upcoming holidays?

You still have gifts to buy, gifts to wrap, cookies to bake, house to clean, cards to write?

Yikes! Will you finish it all in time?

Don't stress!

Here are a few items to RELIEVE your stress! And they are FUN, too!

How about a "Poppin Peepers Penguin"?

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care what anyone says!

There are all KINDS of eye-popping animals available, from frogs, pigs, cows, elephants....you name it. You can see them all here.

Speaking of squeezing something to relieve stress...... how about this one?

Yes, that's a big boobie. Maybe you can get a two for one discount! Course, this might relieve some OTHER tension you are experiencing. BLUSH.

Or you can always squeeze Pete or Bob, whomever you choose, and watch THEIR eyes pop out!

Bug out Bob

Panic Pete

Is is my imagination, or does Bug Out Bob resemble a penis? No? Uh, okay, forget it. I was going to say, if you were mad at your husband, boyfriend, etc., instead of doing a "Loreanna Bobbit" a.k.a "chopping the dickie" why not stay out of jail and just squeeze Bug Out Bob? Much safer. Take it from me. Oops. Did I really type that? Hee hee....

Now, here's ANOTHER way to relieve stress. Suppose you are shopping, shopping, shopping, and your husband says that you are spending too much money. Say what? He wants to take away your credit card. In fact, he DOES take the card out of your wallet. Now you are MAD with a capital "M". Here's how to relieve your stress. A "smack-him" punching bag.

Did you notice that you could insert a PHOTO where the head is, to PERSONALIZE the punching bag? Yeah. How 'bout that! *grinning widely*


Who DOESN'T like to pop bubble wrap that comes in packages? Here's your chance to pop it, and guess what? It NEVER runs out! That's right! This product simulates the sound and feel of bubble wrap.

You can thank me later. Better yet, drop a good word about me to Santa next time you should see him. He just doesn't believe a gal can be naughty AND nice! *wink*