Incorrect Test Answers from Kids

I admit I totally swiped this from the website funnyordie.com The following are actually answers on tests that kids wrote down (or drew). Read them an weep!

That would hurt!

I am jealous of Cora's penis collection.

I can see it...you know, safety scissors?

I, personally, am kind of afraid of hores. My legs hurt when I try to ride one. One tried to throw me off. I don't think hores like me. Maybe if I had a hore of my own we could be friends.

Gosh, makes a parent proud, doesn't it?

Ride a dick - a noun AND a verb. Wow. I think this girl is going to grow up to be a hore with her legs straight up. (See sticker story above.)

Beware! Kung Fu midgets on the loose!

Just what we are looking for: a teacher who encourages good habits in our kids!

I saved the best for last. This kid must be a real class clown. I like how the teacher suggests to hang this on the student's refrigerator! Click to enlarge if you can't read it!

Exaggerating the size of one's penis begins in puberty.