Christmas is Coming!

There are  approximately 100 days till Christmas! Are you ready?

No?

Me either.

To give you a little jump on your Christmas shopping, Snooky Bing-a-ling, a.k.a. Snooky Bedhead (my elf name from last year - get  YOUR elf name here ) has some gift suggestions for you.

Your welcome.


This one is for the camera bug in your life. Do you have someone who's constantly got a camera in their hand and saying, "SMILE!" Are you tired of getting caught with your pants down, so to speak? Here's your chance to get back at those Candid Camera freaks. (Ahem, takes one to know one!) Buy one of these camera lens mugs . From a distance it looks like the real thing. Call their attention to you, then throw the mug at them. If you want to see a grown person cry.....Wait, that's just downright cruel AND you might hurt them. Maybe just spill coffee or hot chocolate on it and freak 'em out THAT way. Yeah, that's better. Hee, hee.

Does your significant other like to drink beer while watching the Military Channel? If so, boy is this a great gift for only $30! Feast your eyes on THIS bad boy! It's called a hops holster 12 can ammo pack
Just be careful he/she doesn't wear this hunting, or we might have another Dick Cheney hunting accident on our hands!

Do you know someone who loves the bar scene? She loves to go out and feel like a "piece of meat"? Well then, this gift is IDEAL for her! She can show off her "rack" and er, "rump" to the crowd! Click the link for more info! Creme cuts of meat dress

How about some Blood dripping sunglasses for those True Blood lovers? Not such a steal at $285 each. Yikes! More expensive than a vial of vampire blood!

Do you know someone who has just about EVERY kitchen gadget available? Bet they don't have these! How cute are these daisy-shaped eggs?  Who wouldn't want to eat a sunny side egg shaped like this? Too cute! Set of four/$22

Never know what to get your fellow co-worker? How about a set of these Mood Mugs? You'll never have to guess what mood they're in when you come to work in the morning....just look at their mug (in their hands I mean)! If you're really cheap, you can buy just one. (Course they're about $16 each including shipment from the UK!)

For those who love "Dexter" on Showtime, how about these awesome coasters that mimic his blood slides? They are a steal at $35 a pop!



And finally, how about that person who L-O-V-E, LOVES their car.  How about a pair of Car Lashes? Wouldn't this look adorable on it? Especially if it was a Volkswagen Beetle! At $25/pair, I think it would be a GREAT gift!

That's all for now. I don't want to overwhelm your little head with ideas. Or your credit card with charges.

Besides, this little elf's fingers are tired from surfing.

Stay tuned for more Christmas ideas in the upcoming months.