Who doesn't love the smell of bacon sizzling in a pan on a Sunday morning?
And the taste? Yum! Biting into a crisp piece of bacon? There's nothing like it!
BUT.....
I think the world's gone a LIT-TLE crazy with this whole bacon flavor idea.
How about:
Bacon flavored candy canes? Uh, no thank you!
Or bacon-flavored jelly beans? Seriously?
Not to be confused with "baking soda", how about some "Bacon Soda"? Yuk! The thought of that just makes me gag!
I can't even imagine.....bacon frosting!
Bacon popcorn! Have some Bacon Soda with it! Yum!
Now this product might have some potential - in my humble opinion. Probably taste good with a hamburger, no?
The following items are not EDIBLE, but are just meant to either SMELL or RESEMBLE bacon.
Who WOULDN'T want a bacon band-aid on their boo-boo?
Wouldn't you like to KISS two lips that were covered in bacon lip balm? Lay one on me, babe! Mmwaah!
And while you're UPCLOSEANDPERSONAL, did you notice how my breath smelled nice and fresh and BACONY? That's because I used my new BACON dental floss! Yipee! (Why does the woman have cherry dental floss? Is there an underlying meaning to that? Huh!)
How about a hand sanitizer that smells like bacon? Who wouldn't want to smell like you're a piece of meat? I bet you'd drive your pets crazy!
And of course, if your HANDS smell like bacon, you MUST have your nails done like this:
Which would all go well if you were going out in THIS ensemble:
For you nerds out there (notice I didn't say GEEKS, as they are completely different kinds of people), here is a bacon wallet. Which I GUARANTEE, if you use, you will NOT get any dates.
Which means you will be a loser, at home, playing the Mr. Bacon game,
and probably pleasuring yourself in the shower with your bacon soap. Fact.
