A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
I received this in an email and just had to share it with all of you!
You're welcome!
11 comments:
Ha, between the adult and the wrinkles I think you have me all summed up ;)
cold storage...lol....similar to my character lines...some funny stuff here pat...
These are great!
I have a post for tomorrow you may enjoy. No snake pictures just a tail of my hero pack.
Have a wonderful evening.
Y should go with C...lol.
Good for a laugh once in a while, Pat! Thanks for sharing!
Hank
Mosquito is my favorite!
Thanks for the coffee break smiles!
"Like"
(Damn! i think i've been on FaceBook too much today...)
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"mud with the juice squeezed out", that sounds like our part of the country. Thanks for all the giggles Pat.
rofl!! great blog, good for a laugh to start the day!! thank you!!
Wrinkles made me LOL! I say about my wrinkles that at least they're laugh lines, I have no wrinkles on my forehead. Love, love, loved this!
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