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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Your lesson for today

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

CHICKENS:
 
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 


COMMITTEE:
 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 


DUST:
 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 


EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 


HANDKERCHIEF:
 
Cold Storage. 


INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
 

MOSQUITO:
 
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: 
A grape with a sunburn. 


SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction. 


TOMORROW:
 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
 

YAWN:
 
An honest opinion openly expressed. 



And MY Personal Favorite!

WRINKLES:

Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.

I received this in an email and just had to share it with all of you!

You're welcome!

11 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Ha, between the adult and the wrinkles I think you have me all summed up ;)

Brian Miller said...

cold storage...lol....similar to my character lines...some funny stuff here pat...

Gail said...

These are great!

I have a post for tomorrow you may enjoy. No snake pictures just a tail of my hero pack.

Have a wonderful evening.

Valerie said...

Y should go with C...lol.

kaykuala said...

Good for a laugh once in a while, Pat! Thanks for sharing!

Hank

Mama Zen said...

Mosquito is my favorite!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Thanks for the coffee break smiles!

Wendy said...

"Like"
(Damn! i think i've been on FaceBook too much today...)
=-)

SquirrelQueen said...

"mud with the juice squeezed out", that sounds like our part of the country. Thanks for all the giggles Pat.

Amanda Brett, Watercolour Artist said...

rofl!! great blog, good for a laugh to start the day!! thank you!!

Scrappy Grams said...

Wrinkles made me LOL! I say about my wrinkles that at least they're laugh lines, I have no wrinkles on my forehead. Love, love, loved this!