Sunday, May 20, 2012

From the "You've gotta be kidding me file"

Yes folks, I thought it was time for another addition of "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!"

Would you believe lickable wall paper? Okay. One word? Yech!

The Mischief PR agency teamed up with McVities, maker of Jaffa Cakes, and created the world's FIRST lickable wallpaper made up of 1,325 Jaffa cakes. This is currently installed in an office building's elevator in London, but they are hoping to bring it to more locations in the future.

Here's the question. Would you or would you NOT lick the wallpaper?

Hot dog stuffed pizza crust now available in the UK

I am a pizza lover. I love thin crust, pan pizza, you name it. Stuffed crust with CHEESE. And although I'm not a big meat lover (as far as pizza goes), I've seen sausage stuffed into the crust. But hot dogs? Just makes me want to vomit.  I also read about chicken strips or mini cheeseburgers stuffed into the crust. Seriously? Can we just stick with one food idea?

Blood puddle pillow

Proof that we have too many CSI shows on TV - blood puddle pillow now available on line! Yipee! Be a hit at the next party and whip this bad boy out! Take pictures and post on Facebook! Scare all your friends AND your parents (if you happen to be friends with them!)

Penis leggings

Made of lycra, these penis print leggings are available for both women AND men. Makes you stop and think, doesn't it.

Tell me, where would one go, wearing penis pants?



Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...
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Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

speechless. that doesn't happen often.

Lynda said...

The wallpaper - - - NO, I would not lick it - - - and how come it doesn't draw ants or other bugs?

Country Gal said...

Ok WEIRD ! What will they think of next I am scared to find out lol ! Have a good day !

Ami said...

I would not lick the wallpaper. And I would not lick the penis leggings, either.

SUGAR MOON said...

First of all no to the lickable wallpaper. I would wear the penis pants--NO WHERE! lol, but I would try the hot dog crust, however, I usually don't want to waste stomach room when I'm having pizza, so maybe not. This was a good post I had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.

Adam said...

well not all inventions are good ones I suppose

Eva Gallant said...

Lickable wall paper is a gross idea; especially in an elevator! I mean, how many people licked before you??? Ewwww....

Penis pants? Probably the most action I'll ever get!

SquirrelQueen said...

I'm with Eva on the lickable wallpaper, can you imagine the germs that would spread. Super gross!

There are some ideas that should never have made it off the ground and these are all great examples.

Ruth said...

Oh jeez.

No I wouldn't lick.

The hot dog stuffed crust cracks me up. And by the way, THAT is where one would go wearing the penis leggings. ;)

Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise) said...

Oh my goodness glory girl...this totally cracked me up this afternoon. What fun!

Heck no, I'd never lick the wall paper even if it were chocolate! The germs...can ya imagine?

It's like we're tryin' to see how many calories we can pack into every bite. News flash people...we're not battlin' skinniness!!!

I do find the blood pillow funny...I'm strange that way but where in God's green earth would ya find an occasion to wear penis pants??? 'Just sayin'!

God bless and have an amazin' day.

Thanks for the chuckles! :o)

Brian Miller said...

the leggings i take it are for men who dont have enough themselves...seriously do you keep track of who licked which thing on the wallpaper...other wise you are licking someone elses spit...

WhisperingWriter said...

I don't think I could lick wallpaper. I'd be tempted but then I'd wonder how many others have licked before me.