Hey! Let's say you've got a million bucks AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!
I've got an idea!
Why not buy a Human Slinky!
AND, you are in luck BECAUSE it is listed for sale on ebay for a mere $1,000,000! Here's the description:
"The most unusual, astonishing, unique and creative act of its kind in the world featured in the world oddities book “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!: Prepare to Be Shocked!”, winner award Best Variety Act 2008 at the Hollywood Best New Talent Awards. People ask… what is it? What are we watching? Everywhere are completely astonished and baffled at the act. Veniamin’s® his name and he comes from Romania and live in USA. He’s appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman, America’s Got Talent, When Will I Be Famous, The View, Viva Variety, Paul O’Grady Show and many other TV shows all over the World."
It has be listed for over 25 days, with no bids yet. Hmmm, I wonder why? I mean, the SHIPPING'S FREE for cripe's sake!
Watch this video of the Human Slinky in action. It's oddly fascinating. Like an accident you can't look away from.
Just tell me this? Was it necessary to have that woman perform? What the heck did she add to the act?
So, in case you DO buy the Human Slinky, please let me be the FIRST to know and I'll interview you for my blog! I'll take pictures and everything! I swear!