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Friday, December 2, 2011

It's that Time Again!

When I help you out with the do's and don'ts on your Christmas list. So fasten your seat belt and here goes!

I think this item should fall into the "don't even think about it" category. But I could be wrong. It's an over-the-shoulder sling....for your dog! It may be cute on these hot models, but I've got my own weight to schlep around. Plus MY PUPPIES are in a BRA. Ahem. So IF I had a dog, it would be walking on the sidewalk like any decent dog SHOULD. But that's just MY opinion.


This next item just cracked me up. Of course, I am a tea drinker, but still. I thought it was clever. What do you think?



Now here's a gift that I would tend to stay away from....unless it's a gag gift. Or you buy it for yourself. Silverware with dumb-bells on the handles. I bet you'd think twice about shoving food in your mouth! Ha ha!



I think this is a cute item for a dorm or apartment. They are called "Handjob hooks"!



Now this item would be in bad taste, although it WOULD be funny. It's called "Dysfunctional Family Bingo" and includes categories like: staged family photo, hormonal imbalance, self medicating, door slamming, inedible family recipe, weight crack, political debate, and many, many, more.

For the Scrabble lovers, or Words with Friends freaks, these coasters are ideal.


Some crazy stocking stuffers:

Who WOULDN'T want a bottle opener always on hand - LITERALLY?


For that kid you just don't know what to buy!

Aren't these adorable?
Now who couldn't use these in a pinch? Says that they are "unisex" and can fit a child or small adult!
And finally, who wouldn't want to wear this pin?


At first glance I thought it said, "Just say Ho 3 times". Then I noticed that the 3 stood for 3 INCHES.Oh. Maybe I DON'T want to wear this! Never mind!

Have I made your shopping any easier? You can thank me later!

23 comments:

Brian Miller said...

haha...like the handjob...funny we were just talking about those slings last night, no joke...

The Bipolar Diva said...

I think I need that bingo game!

Valerie said...

Scrabble coasters and those hand hooks are definitely for me. Gosh, Pat, it only seems five minutes since you gave the last Christmas ideas.

Rae said...

Funny! That bingo game has my family written all over it.

B. WHITTINGTON said...

My husband would be wanting to order one of the models with the dog sling - minus the dog!!!
Very funny ideas. My college-grandson would love the finger/hand hooks for his room.
Thanks for the smiles. Barb

Eva Gallant said...

Those are some great ideas!! lol

Eva Gallant said...

Those are some great ideas!! lol

Jeannelle said...

You certainly found some good ones!

Lynda said...

Once again you have found some unique gifts. Who makes these things up anyway?!!!

DesertHen said...

What a hoot! Those hand-job hangers are pretty clever! Love those coasters...they would be perfect for several people in my family...LOL.

Louis la Vache said...

hee hee...
«Louis» would like to order 536 of those (ahem) single digit hand hooks and send them to the Congress and the White House as a token of his appreciation of all they've done this year...

Jeanie said...

Whew, and I thought I was going to have a hard time finding the perfect gifts this year. These are great!

Carletta said...

I LOVE the teapot!
Actually kinda like the silverware too. Great gag gift. :)

WhisperingWriter said...

Haha love all these.

I love that dog carrier too. I'd crack up if I saw someone using that in public.

Ann said...

Those dogs are more comfy than Paris Hilton's dog . They have more leg room.

Pieces of Sunshine said...

Well I know what I don't want to buy!
You come across some hilarious ideas Pat.

Ami said...

A ho needs more than three inches to be successful. If you ask me.

You cracked me up... 'my puppies are in my bra' hahahahaaaaa.

:)

Al Penwasser said...

Instant Underpants? Would they shrink if you peed in them?

SquirrelQueen said...

Is it just me or do those poor dogs look like they want to escape? I'll bet when the photo shoot was over they ran as far away as possible. Or maybe they just bit the photographer.

I kind of like those coasters but I probably wouldn't buy them.

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

those are some terrific ideas indeed.

xx

KaLynn ("MiMi") said...

the scrabble coasters are cool as all get out! but i think my fam needs the dysfunctional family game!!

SUGAR MOON said...

LOL. You didn't make my shopping any easier, but you sure made my day a little brighter.

kisatrtle said...

The box of boogers made me chuckle