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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Incorrect Test Answers from Kids

I admit I totally swiped this from the website funnyordie.com The following are actually answers on tests that kids wrote down (or drew). Read them an weep!

That would hurt!

I am jealous of Cora's penis collection.

I can see it...you know, safety scissors?

I, personally, am kind of afraid of hores. My legs hurt when I try to ride one. One tried to throw me off. I don't think hores like me. Maybe if I had a hore of my own we could be friends.
Gosh, makes a parent proud, doesn't it?
Ride a dick - a noun AND a verb. Wow. I think this girl is going to grow up to be a hore with her legs straight up. (See sticker story above.)
Beware! Kung Fu midgets on the loose!
Just what we are looking for: a teacher who encourages good habits in our kids!
I saved the best for last. This kid must be a real class clown. I like how the teacher suggests to hang this on the student's refrigerator! Click to enlarge if you can't read it!

Exaggerating the size of one's penis begins in puberty.

9 comments:

desertsandbeyond said...

Oh, my gosh! Those are PRECIOUS! I once intercepted a note in class that said, "You are my beast fiend!"...hmmm.... (best friend). I also seem to get a lot of "You are my beast techer." Really, I'm a beast? That's news to me! I nearly lost my coffee this morning over some of these. Thanks for sharing!!!!

Brian Miller said...

bwahaha! that is awesome...kung fun midgets...lol...these are some awesome kids....

Eva Gallant said...

What a panic! Thanks for sharing!

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

LOL - i'd seen some before but not the last one for sure. hilarious!

Ami said...

Those are hysterical. :-D

Scissors? I thought that was a sword! Remember that???

http://amimental.blogspot.com/2010/11/its-not-what-you-think-really.html

David Allen Waters said...

omg these made me snort :)

Drizzle said...

It's a good thing I was sitting down, or else I would have fallen from laughing so hard.

-driz
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Rob-bear said...

Peculiar, precocious children. Unrelenting wisdom.

WhisperingWriter said...

Holy crap--hilarious!!

I love that horse one.