Thursday's Things in a Row - Red Kerchiefs

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Signs - Not Politically Correct!

And I'm sure they will! And if I were you, I probably wouldn't argue with the Establishment, seeings how this was hanging in the Mammoth Steak House and Saloon in Goldfield, ARIZONA, which is an "open-carry" gun law state....meaning if you have a license to carry a gun, you can wear it! The owner/bartender was wearing his "piece" this particular day. I wonder how many complaints he received about the service? How about NONE?

Mammoth Steak House and Saloon

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And Here's What You Learned Today

I stumbled across this great link this morning while surfing the net. It's called "25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names." I'll highlight some of my favorite ones.

1) Do you know what a "tittle" is? No, it's not a small boob. It is the "dot" over an "i" or "j".

2) Remember using a pencil? (Although I still like to use one every once in awhile!) Remember erasing so much that you ripped the paper? Wait. Maybe that was only me and my elementary math. Anyway, the metal band around the top of the pencil is called a "ferrule", pronounced "fer-uhl".

3) Okay, the next fun word is "Gynecomastia". Let's look at this word, shall we? The first part of the word, "gyne" might lead you to think of the female reproductive organs. And that would be leading you down the wrong path. This DOES have to do with the body, though. It is the abnormal over-development of the breasts in a man. Think MAN BOOBS. Or MOOBS.

4) If you are not barefoot at this moment then take off your socks and shoes and look at your toes. Is your second toe taller than your big toe? That's called "Morton's Toe".

NOT MY FOOT!

Apparently Morton is popular besides just making salt.

'Course, if you've been a follower of mine for awhile, you would have known all about Morton's Toe because you read about it here.

5) Another name for when your stomach growls is called "Wamble".

Or you could be feelings "wambly", i.e. nauseated or your stomach is rolling. But you wouldn't be having this problem.

6) "Rectal Tenesmus". Gosh I hate when that happens. Don't you? What am I talking about? It's feeling like incomplete defecation, you know, like you're full of, er, shit. Or, some of it, anyway.

7) Don't know if this was ever a clue on a crossword puzzle, but "aglet" is the term of the plastic or metal sheath that covers the tip of a shoelace. Inquiring minds wanted to know.

8) How big is YOUR "philtrum"? Some people have prominent ones, others - not so much. What am I referring to? The groove that runs under your nose to your upper lip.

And so, children, that is your lesson for today. Your welcome.

Sunday Bridges - Pecos River Flume

The Flume is a modern aqueduct carrying irrigation water over the Pecos River. Construction took place from 1889 to 1890 and was part of the Pecos River Reclamation Project. It was originally constructed of wood and spanned 145 feet (44 m). It carried water at a depth of 8 feet (2.4 m). In 1902, a flood destroyed the Flume and it was subsequently rebuilt using concrete. In 1902, it was the largest concrete structure in the world. (Wikipedia)

The Flume is located in Carlsbad, NM, and now belongs to the city. There is a beautiful walking path along the river with benches placed along the way where you can sit and watch the flowing river or feed the very friendly ducks.

Visit Louis here to see more bridges.

Did you know....

that TODAY is considered "ODD DAY"? Because there are three consecutive odd numbers (07/09/11) that make up the date and it happens only six times in a century. So do something ODD today, people!

that according to The Cussing Channel, (did you even KNOW there was one?) there are 429 swear words in the movie Pulp Fiction. Talk about overkill!

that in case you wanted/needed body parts that were crocheted, such as possibly

FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS

or say

KIDNEYS, URETERS, AND BLADDER

I found just the person to supply you with them! Her name is Sarah and this is her link:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/AnOptimisticCynic. Go ahead and click it; you'd be amazed at what this lady can make!

Thursday's Things in a Row

Three Rockets in a Row

Taken at the Strategic Air and Space Museum, just outside of Omaha, Nebraska.

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Signs - Nothing Happened

This is another funny sign found in Tombstone, Arizona!

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The Results are In!

You all may remember this freaky lovely photo of moi.

That was taken when I slept in a lab overnight to see if I had sleep apnea. (If you missed that exciting post, read about it here.)

When I had visited the neurologist, he told me that two appointments would be set up with the lab: the first one I would be hooked up to all kinds of monitors, and then they would evaluate the test results. The second time sleeping in the lab would be virtually the same, except that I would be hooked up to a CPAP  (Continuous Positive Air Pressure) machine to help me breathe.

The CPAP machine provides pressurized air through tubing to a nasal mask or nasal pillows, which are fitted around the head. The forced air opens the patient's throat and breathing passages, allowing them to breathe normally while asleep.



During my first appointment, Ivan-the-tech said that not many of the patients have to come back for a second visit (to sleep in the lab). I didn't think to question him as to why that was; I just did a happy dance in my head thinking I wouldn't have to come back.

Apparently Ivan was wrong.

The lab called with the test results a few days after my first visit. I had 20-30 "sleeping events" per hour. "Sleeping Events" could be that I either a) stopped breathing, b) held my breath, or c) had shallow breathing. I guess 25 or more events per hour is considered severe sleep apnea.

Well, well, well.

I guess my family was right when they said that I was a horrendous snorer.

AND this proves what I've said all along.

That my husband is losing his hearing.

Either that or he has a heart of gold.

(Probably it's a little of both.)

ANYSNORE, lucky me, I had to go back for a SECOND sleep study at the lab. Yipee! This time, being hooked up to the same monitors as before, but now to a CPAP machine.

I had the option of a full mask to cover both my nose and mouth, or just my nose. The thought of wearing a full mask made my heart race and I felt claustrophobic.

I had visited my friend, Barb, just a few days prior to the study. Barb has been on a CPAP machine for years. She showed me that she used "nasal pillows", that fit inside the nostrils, and aren't as cumbersome as a full mask.

Barb and I had a good laugh at the various sizes available, as the kit she used sent about 8 different ones, from ape-like down to extra small. Barb used an extra small and felt that I was probably the same size.

So when the tech (Sarah) questioned me on what I would like to wear, I replied, "Nasal pillows", sounding like I knew what the heck I was talking about. Sarah came back with two sets in her hand. One looked honking big and my eyes grew large when I saw that she was going to try and shove them up my nose. As she got closer she said, "Oh, no, these are too big for you! You must be an extra small!"

I sighed in relief.

But too soon. The extra small STILL seemed big. These are not like when you see someone on oxygen and they have two little things sticking partway into their nose. These things fit IN YOUR NOSE. They STRETCH YOUR NOSTRILS OPEN.

So it looked something like this.

But that ain't me, and I wasn't smiling!

Sarah put the machine on low so I could get used to it. It literally took my breath away! Did you ever stand in front of a fan that is blowing full force and try to talk? This is how it felt. I opened my mouth and air rushed out. I gasped for breath. Sarah said, "Keep your mouth shut and just breath in and out through your nose only."

Breathing in wasn't a problem....it was the breathing out that was causing me to panic. I felt like there was no where for the air to go with the big "pillows" shoved up my nose.

Remember that old TV series, "Welcome Back, Kotter" starring Gabe Kaplan and John Travolta?

One of the famous sayings from that show was, "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

Probably one of the writers had sleep apnea.

Anyway, I digress.

It took me about 20 minutes to get used to both the nasal pillows AND the air blowing up my nose. I got over my panicked feeling by lying down and reading my book. During the night Sarah increased the force of air with any sleeping event. Eventually it was kicked up to high. I woke up having to go to the bathroom, and the mask must have slipped somewhat, because the forced air was blowing right into my face. There was no way that I was going to fall asleep with it on full blast. I called out to Sarah that I had to use the restroom and she came in. She handed me the portable monitor so that I could use the bathroom, and when I returned, she fixed the mask. It indeed had slipped. I told her that I couldn't sleep with the air so high and she assured me that she would turn it down.

That was a 4:00 am.

At 5:40 am Sarah came to wake me up. I was hoping that I would feel totally refreshed from being on the machine, but I did not. But to be fair, I wasn't sleeping in my own bed, AND I was hooked up to a lot of stuff so I was NOT comfortable.

After the lab analyzed the second night's results they gave me a call. They said that I would benefit from using a CPAP machine and we set up an appointment for me to come in DURING THE DAY to pick up a machine and learn how to use it.

I know that there are people who would a) not even go through with the study, or b) go through the study and not follow up. But as much as I don't like the idea of sleeping with a machine, I know that sleep apnea can cause strokes, high blood pressure, coronary heart disease, heart attacks, heart failure, and atrial fibrillation.

So you'd better believe that I will get used to sleeping with the CPAP.

Besides, if I have to go to bed wearing a Darth Vader mask, maybe this will mean I'll see more of Jim's laser sword! *wink*