His wife was in bed with her boyfriend.
The boyfriend says "What can we do, it's too late for me to hide?"
The wife says "Stay right there, he's so drunk he won't even notice."
The husband kicks off his shoes and gets in bed. Then he noticed three sets of feet at the foot of the bed.
He says "Hey, someone is in bed with us!”
The wife says "You're just drunk, go count the feet and you will see."
He gets up and goes to the foot of the bed... then says "One, two, three, four" goes back to bed and says, "Guess you are right, only the two of us are in this bed!”
THE MOST WASTED OF ALL DAYS
IS ONE WITHOUT LAUGHTER.
e.e. cummings
haha...wonder if i could get away with posting that first one at a police station...hehe...
ReplyDeleteAll of those were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAwww the poor cartoon doggie!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteVery cute, I am still chuckling.
ReplyDeleteDenise
An English Girl Rambles
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ReplyDeleteOh, right, where do you find these? I thought I saw all the good jokes, but you seem to have a stash of new ones somewhere.
Oh these are funny
ReplyDeleteThese are all so funny I can't pick a favorite. Thanks for the giggles Pat!
ReplyDeleteThese are good ones Pat! That first one had me on the floor...lol!
ReplyDeleteBusy weekend...Monday funnies for me!
ReplyDeleteHere's a link for you: I think you'll enjoy these "memorable" jokes.
http://www.cleanfunnypics.com/i-need-a-bigger-trunk/#axzz2WUmACYl6
haha!
ReplyDeletegreat stuff! all of these are hilarious!
thanks for the laughs, dear friend!
xo