I think this item should fall into the "don't even think about it" category. But I could be wrong. It's an over-the-shoulder sling....for your dog! It may be cute on these hot models, but I've got my own weight to schlep around. Plus MY PUPPIES are in a BRA. Ahem. So IF I had a dog, it would be walking on the sidewalk like any decent dog SHOULD. But that's just MY opinion.
This next item just cracked me up. Of course, I am a tea drinker, but still. I thought it was clever. What do you think?
Now here's a gift that I would tend to stay away from....unless it's a gag gift. Or you buy it for yourself. Silverware with dumb-bells on the handles. I bet you'd think twice about shoving food in your mouth! Ha ha!
I think this is a cute item for a dorm or apartment. They are called "Handjob hooks"!
Now this item would be in bad taste, although it WOULD be funny. It's called "Dysfunctional Family Bingo" and includes categories like: staged family photo, hormonal imbalance, self medicating, door slamming, inedible family recipe, weight crack, political debate, and many, many, more.
Some crazy stocking stuffers:
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| Who WOULDN'T want a bottle opener always on hand - LITERALLY? |
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| For that kid you just don't know what to buy! |
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| Aren't these adorable? |
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| Now who couldn't use these in a pinch? Says that they are "unisex" and can fit a child or small adult! |
At first glance I thought it said, "Just say Ho 3 times". Then I noticed that the 3 stood for 3 INCHES.Oh. Maybe I DON'T want to wear this! Never mind!
Have I made your shopping any easier? You can thank me later!
haha...like the handjob...funny we were just talking about those slings last night, no joke...
ReplyDeleteI think I need that bingo game!
ReplyDeleteScrabble coasters and those hand hooks are definitely for me. Gosh, Pat, it only seems five minutes since you gave the last Christmas ideas.
ReplyDeleteFunny! That bingo game has my family written all over it.
ReplyDeleteMy husband would be wanting to order one of the models with the dog sling - minus the dog!!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny ideas. My college-grandson would love the finger/hand hooks for his room.
Thanks for the smiles. Barb
Those are some great ideas!! lol
ReplyDeleteThose are some great ideas!! lol
ReplyDeleteYou certainly found some good ones!
ReplyDeleteOnce again you have found some unique gifts. Who makes these things up anyway?!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a hoot! Those hand-job hangers are pretty clever! Love those coasters...they would be perfect for several people in my family...LOL.
ReplyDeletehee hee...
ReplyDelete«Louis» would like to order 536 of those (ahem) single digit hand hooks and send them to the Congress and the White House as a token of his appreciation of all they've done this year...
Whew, and I thought I was going to have a hard time finding the perfect gifts this year. These are great!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the teapot!
ReplyDeleteActually kinda like the silverware too. Great gag gift. :)
Haha love all these.
ReplyDeleteI love that dog carrier too. I'd crack up if I saw someone using that in public.
Those dogs are more comfy than Paris Hilton's dog . They have more leg room.
ReplyDeleteWell I know what I don't want to buy!
ReplyDeleteYou come across some hilarious ideas Pat.
A ho needs more than three inches to be successful. If you ask me.
ReplyDeleteYou cracked me up... 'my puppies are in my bra' hahahahaaaaa.
:)
Instant Underpants? Would they shrink if you peed in them?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or do those poor dogs look like they want to escape? I'll bet when the photo shoot was over they ran as far away as possible. Or maybe they just bit the photographer.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like those coasters but I probably wouldn't buy them.
those are some terrific ideas indeed.
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the scrabble coasters are cool as all get out! but i think my fam needs the dysfunctional family game!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. You didn't make my shopping any easier, but you sure made my day a little brighter.
ReplyDeleteThe box of boogers made me chuckle
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