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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Incorrect Test Answers from Kids

I admit I totally swiped this from the website funnyordie.com The following are actually answers on tests that kids wrote down (or drew). Read them an weep!

That would hurt!

I am jealous of Cora's penis collection.

I can see it...you know, safety scissors?

I, personally, am kind of afraid of hores. My legs hurt when I try to ride one. One tried to throw me off. I don't think hores like me. Maybe if I had a hore of my own we could be friends.
Gosh, makes a parent proud, doesn't it?
Ride a dick - a noun AND a verb. Wow. I think this girl is going to grow up to be a hore with her legs straight up. (See sticker story above.)
Beware! Kung Fu midgets on the loose!
Just what we are looking for: a teacher who encourages good habits in our kids!
I saved the best for last. This kid must be a real class clown. I like how the teacher suggests to hang this on the student's refrigerator! Click to enlarge if you can't read it!

Exaggerating the size of one's penis begins in puberty.
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9 comments:

  1. desertsandbeyondSeptember 27, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    Oh, my gosh! Those are PRECIOUS! I once intercepted a note in class that said, "You are my beast fiend!"...hmmm.... (best friend). I also seem to get a lot of "You are my beast techer." Really, I'm a beast? That's news to me! I nearly lost my coffee this morning over some of these. Thanks for sharing!!!!

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  2. Brian MillerSeptember 27, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    bwahaha! that is awesome...kung fun midgets...lol...these are some awesome kids....

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  3. UnknownSeptember 27, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    What a panic! Thanks for sharing!

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  4. TeresaSeptember 27, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    LOL - i'd seen some before but not the last one for sure. hilarious!

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  5. AmiSeptember 27, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Those are hysterical. :-D

    Scissors? I thought that was a sword! Remember that???

    http://amimental.blogspot.com/2010/11/its-not-what-you-think-really.html

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    omg these made me snort :)

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    It's a good thing I was sitting down, or else I would have fallen from laughing so hard.

    -driz
    refreshsomething.blogspot.com

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  8. Rob-bearSeptember 28, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    Peculiar, precocious children. Unrelenting wisdom.

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  9. AiringMyLaundrySeptember 28, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Holy crap--hilarious!!

    I love that horse one.

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