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Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday's Funnies #32











Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and say, "Trick or Treat. No thank you."

RITA RUDNER

12 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i never knew a broken bra strap could be so scary...hahaha....

happy friday! smiles.

Banker Chick said...

Some appropriate Halloween thoughts, I never thought of myself as a witch, but I may have a lot in common with them. This was fun.

Adam said...

lol at the no candy one

Gail said...

Great job. Happy Halloween.

genie said...

Thanks for brightening my day. These are all great. I like the one about menopause...it cracked me up.

Eva Gallant said...

Loved every one of those!!!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Loved every one of those!!!!!

DeniseinVA said...

Loved them, thanks for the chuckles.

McGuffy Ann said...

Thank you! You are refreshing & funny!

Liz A. said...

Re: the Walmart one. I just went into a Michael's yesterday, and guess what was all over the place? Christmas decorations. Yikes.

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Great collection. Happy Halloween ;>) Did I tell you I love your headershot?

DesertHen said...

These are great! And the one about Walmart is so true!