Signs - Painted Lady

I pass this beautiful "painted lady" frequently and noticed the sign out front. I stopped one day to take a picture of it. Red Like Polish is a beauty spa. Brush and Floss, obviously, a dentist's office. I removed the dentist's name from the sign.

You can see more of the beautiful house in this one.

Thanks to Lesley for sponsoring Signs, signs. See more signs here.

Some of NYC Street Art

There is graffiti, and then there's street art. Here is some of the BEST street art found in New York in 2012.

These are only a handful of the top 25 voted the best street art. If you want to see all of the art work, click here.   All photos were taken by Jake Dobkin.

I know that you will all agree with me - this street art is MUCH BETTER than seeing gang sign graffiti!

Friday's Funnies #36

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.  His wife, daughter, two sons, and nurse are with him.

"So", he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."

"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says,

"Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to
have accumulated all this property.”

Sarah replies, "Property? The schmuck has a paper route!"

photo credit: Steve Matzker

 A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, 

he sat down as the nurse said to him, "Congratulations, your wife has had quints, 

five big baby boys."

The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They're

all black."

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

 

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."

 

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

 

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"

Let there be more joy and laughter

in your living.

EILEEN CADDY

Signs - My motto!

Words to live by!

For more signs, visit Lesley here.

Veteran's Day and Birthday - all rolled up into one!

Today is Veteran's Day.

It is also my husband, Jim's birthday.

He is a veteran.

So - two celebrations in one!

Here he is blowing out his candles. Okay. I lied. Here he is PRETENDING to blow out his candles.

See, here's the story. I put the candles in the cake, my sister lit them for me. She called Jim over, I stepped away to get my camera. He walked over, leaned over, blew the candles out and started to walk away! My family all yelled, "Wait! Wait! We didn't even sing Happy Birthday!"

So my sister re-lit the candles. We sang Happy Birthday. I had my camera all ready. Then my brother yelled, "Hey, the Bears scored again!" (He was standing between the kitchen and the family room with his eye on the Bear's game.)

I turned my head for just a second, and you guessed it, Jim blew the candles out A SECOND TIME, and I wasn't ready!

He didn't look like he wanted to blow them out the third time, but he was patient enough to pretend that he did.

So there you have it.

Jim is not one for making a fuss on birthdays.

I oughta know. He never does on mine! He thinks we should go to the store and view birthday cards - and that would be the same as buying one! Why waste money on a card?

But I love this big guy with all my heart!

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served and are currently serving. We have YOU to thank for our freedom!

Friday's Funnies #34

This is Part Two of the strange things found in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

One of three things is happening here: 1) Daniel Boone is running out of hats; 2) Someone REALLY wants a raccoon coat, or 3) all these raccoons are trying to get inside this car through the sun roof because they are cold.

Maybe the inside of the van above looks like this and THAT is why those 'coons are trying to get inside!

I got nothing.....I stared at this photo and tried to figure out if this car had been a hearse or if this guy just made his Blazer(?) into a stretch limo. Limo is questionable! Maybe taking all the guys hunting!

A truck-owner wannabe!

I actually think this is pretty cool. Except you've got to take into consideration the protruding "cigarette" when parking!

"I'll show YOU for leaving me in the car!"

Seriously? Now I've heard of everything!

Ted went out drinking with his buddies after work. He thought he was smart leaving his car in the lot and hitching a ride with one of them. After one drink too many, his co-worker offered to drive him home. Ted was glad because when they left the tavern, a heavy snow storm was in progress. He figured his wife would be happy that he was so smart to let someone else drive him home in his condition AND with the bad weather. He had no idea what tomorrow would bring.

Laughter is a tranquilizer

with no side effects.

ARNOLD H. GLASOW

Signs - No Regrets

I don't know about you, but I always like to read license plates. This guy has no regrets. No regrets about what? Cashing in his 401K to buy this car? Staying single so he can have his weekends free? What? Inquiring minds want to know! Don't know if you can read what it says under "no regret"...."Drive Topless".
Not for the feint of heart! (Sorry the picture is not crystal clear but I took it through our car window.)

For more signs to think about, visit Lesley here.

Friday's Funnies #33

Not all the entertainment is in the aisles of Wal-Mart. There's some really strange stuff in the parking lot, too!

Take a gander!

A traveling Christmas display!

At first I thought, possibly, she was giving him a shot in his hip and THAT was why his shorts were hanging off. But then I saw her arm reaching to the ground so, no, that's not it. I guess he figured if he covered up his naughty bits, we'd just IGNORE his whole butt-cheek hanging out!

If his car doesn't cause an accident, his outfit sure would!

I heard that this was possible on those extremely hot days, but seriously? In the Wal-mart parking lot? Did they have to run into the store to buy the ingredients first? Then mix up the batch of cookies in the car?

Hmm....is the "home" in the back of his truck I wonder?

"Giddy-up, Bo, I heard there's a sale on cowboy boots!"

Well, that'll work - until a strong wind comes by. And then it's bye-bye umbrella, hello raindrops!

The human race has one really effective weapon,

 and that is laughter.

MARK TWAIN

Signs - McDonald's

I spotted this McDonald's in the Chicago Theater District. It sure looked fancier than a regular McDonald's sign! I didn't have a chance to look inside of the restaurant to see if it WAS fancier; I had to get right on the tour bus after seeing the musical "Once".

For more signs, visit Lesley here.

Once is not Enough!

Back in 2007, a movie came out called "Once". It didn't make a big splash at the theaters, but it was a gem of a movie.

From Movietimes.com, "Once is a modern-day musical set on the streets of Dublin. Featuring Glen Hansard and his Irish band The Frames, 'Once' tells the story of a street musician and a Czech immigrant during an eventful week as they write, rehearse, and record songs that reveal their unique love story."

If you have not seen it, I would HIGHLY recommend it.

I can't embed the video, but here is the link:

http://youtu.be/I6xIF92OUos

Now they have turned "Once" into a musical. Last year it won 8 Tony awards!

Here is their performance at the Tony Awards:



I got a chance to see this musical in Chicago this past week. What an enjoyable experience! The following pictures are from Broadway in New York that I got from the internet. Obviously cameras weren't allowed in the theater!

What's really cool is that the stage was set up like a bar. The show was scheduled to start at 7:30 pm. But at around 7:15 things started happening on stage. They allowed the audience (from the ground floor) to come up on stage and order drinks from the bar!

After a few minutes the musicians/actors began to play music and sing. I wonder what the people thought who were arriving at that time? "Did the show start already?" Although the house lights were still on! Finally, at 7:30, the people on stage were ushered off except for the musicians, and the play started.

They didn't just stand around and play their instruments. There were a lot of dance movements, too.

The musical was funny, tender, and had great singers and music. If you have the chance to see it, jump on it!