tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post699605465510255732..comments2023-10-29T07:39:40.670-05:00Comments on A View from the Edge: I should have been born a gay man!Pathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-1995598222668905652010-02-06T18:03:15.239-06:002010-02-06T18:03:15.239-06:00you continue to crack me up! I've given up on ...you continue to crack me up! I've given up on eye-liner and have just opted to go without. It matches my "mascara-less" eye lashes. I end up poking myself in the eye, or my eyes water because I'm allergic to the darn stuff.Teresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09028107053575111027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-59035992112237811172010-02-05T15:30:45.431-06:002010-02-05T15:30:45.431-06:00This made me laugh out loud!! You are hilarious! I...This made me laugh out loud!! You are hilarious! I think your blog is going to become a fast favorite of mine!Tonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12333402902029237044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-25015193473021253172010-02-03T22:35:09.613-06:002010-02-03T22:35:09.613-06:00I go with what God gave me - saves time. :)
You ar...I go with what God gave me - saves time. :)<br />You are a riot Pat!<br />Doesn't Adam Lambert look like the quintessential vampire? If they WERE real I'd want him biting my neck - gay or not!<br />THANK YOU for posting Johnny Depp -OH MY! (sigh)Carlettahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11178161514195582965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-58448664926022216432010-02-03T15:46:48.728-06:002010-02-03T15:46:48.728-06:00The only eyeliner that I wear is grease that I acc...The only eyeliner that I wear is grease that I accidentally wipe with my hands!!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03158978490041796686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-75733208497180329622010-02-03T14:24:29.092-06:002010-02-03T14:24:29.092-06:00That was hilarious! Very funny post. It's in...That was hilarious! Very funny post. It's infuriating though how good those guys look with OUR make-up on. Just imagine how we'd look if we wore their beards? SO unfair.Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-91625569226660214872010-02-03T10:02:36.629-06:002010-02-03T10:02:36.629-06:00I am laughing my butt off! You are too funny! Just...I am laughing my butt off! You are too funny! Just for the record, did ehow tell women how to apply eyeliner as well?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-90510190483911640992010-02-03T01:39:34.246-06:002010-02-03T01:39:34.246-06:00I gave up on eyeliner a long time ago. I have alle...I gave up on eyeliner a long time ago. I have allergies and sometimes my eye will itch or get watery....imagine what the liner looks like! <br /><br />I'm agreeing with Laura too, Johnny Depp.SquirrelQueenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00634513897599275287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-64865503206275825402010-02-02T22:55:37.044-06:002010-02-02T22:55:37.044-06:00I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT!!! Personally, at my age, I h...I LOVE ADAM LAMBERT!!! Personally, at my age, I have almost given up eyeliner...my sagging eyelids hide it anyway...Donna B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07015770616281528620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-26427791342528572062010-02-02T19:15:56.633-06:002010-02-02T19:15:56.633-06:00All the men looked silly EXCEPT Johnny Depp! I agr...All the men looked silly EXCEPT Johnny Depp! I agree with Laura!Wanda.....https://www.blogger.com/profile/00551160819558198338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-25426613496646146972010-02-02T18:52:51.970-06:002010-02-02T18:52:51.970-06:00Mmmm Johnny Depp.Mmmm Johnny Depp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-40494989512373404452010-02-02T18:50:09.288-06:002010-02-02T18:50:09.288-06:00If I am feeling down, I know who to visit. You gi...If I am feeling down, I know who to visit. You give me laughs, belly laughs, good hearty laughs, happy laughs!<br /> <br />...then I wonder, where the hell you get these ideas!! I wonder what kind of mind could create these posts.<br /><br />Then I laugh some more! This is great, thank you.Gailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04219479223227928561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-16480648443726431652010-02-02T18:19:49.410-06:002010-02-02T18:19:49.410-06:00Funny Pat! I met a woman (in an RV resort swim cl...Funny Pat! I met a woman (in an RV resort swim class yet) who had just gotten permanent eyeliner tattoos; she described it as a painful process, but she said "at least I won't stick myself in the eye again" If she'd asked me I could have given her an easier and cheaper solution ;>) Just say quit!Sallie (FullTime-Life)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15442598857394838271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-35767012284436286972010-02-02T17:31:45.512-06:002010-02-02T17:31:45.512-06:00This made me giggle.
I have no idea how to apply ...This made me giggle.<br /><br />I have no idea how to apply eyeliner very well.AiringMyLaundryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051140760624657630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-75811437822332266612010-02-02T16:47:16.928-06:002010-02-02T16:47:16.928-06:00lol...i wore eyeliner in the late 80's early 9...lol...i wore eyeliner in the late 80's early 90's .... i must admitt i looked grrrrrrrrrrrrreat;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-56049014555769486762010-02-02T16:27:12.275-06:002010-02-02T16:27:12.275-06:00This was soo funny i laughed myself silly annddd m...This was soo funny i laughed myself silly annddd my eyeliner ended up halfway down my face!!!caitlingracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03112784046653134951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-78777973837491135742010-02-02T16:19:15.077-06:002010-02-02T16:19:15.077-06:00Not only can men apply it better, they often look ...Not only can men apply it better, they often look much much better in it too. I gave up years ago. Even it I got it on correctly I would forget it was there rub it and smudge it all over my face - of course no one would bother to tell me and I would walk around like that for hours.Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04858158707328118375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-36060270173318894732010-02-02T15:43:37.756-06:002010-02-02T15:43:37.756-06:00I read an article the other day that said that smo...I read an article the other day that said that smokey eyes are sexier the next day. They suggested that you do a heavy, almost raccoon eye the day before and then tissue it off before you go out.<br />That will go over really well at the office Friday morning.<br />"I've got a hot date tonight! Trying to get my eyeliner perfect for tonight!"<br /><br />Ha.f8hasithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09195691823384775191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-97693972027761962010-02-02T15:29:11.240-06:002010-02-02T15:29:11.240-06:00Ha! I completley agree! I have an arsenal of eyeli...Ha! I completley agree! I have an arsenal of eyeliners and a phobia of wearing them. Sure, it may start out looking reasonably OK when I'm done getting ready for the day, but by the time I've made it downstairs and out the door, I'll look in a mirror and discover I've got eyeliner smudges running down my cheek. Maybe what I need is a gay make up artist come take care of this process for me!for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-63344959339550669492010-02-02T14:56:08.550-06:002010-02-02T14:56:08.550-06:00i gave up eye liner years ago...smiles.i gave up eye liner years ago...smiles.Brian Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00722940075884718007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-48153210373549461742010-02-02T14:24:31.648-06:002010-02-02T14:24:31.648-06:00you are just too funny....and usually guys have da...you are just too funny....and usually guys have dark eye lashes...big eyes...we women have to work so hard at it all...Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11745604261113221887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-31372338508924079562010-02-02T13:45:20.787-06:002010-02-02T13:45:20.787-06:00One thing they forgot to warn you of when leaning ...One thing they forgot to warn you of when leaning in "very close to the mirror" is to be careful not to stab yourself in the damned eye and thusly blinding yourself so you can't see to put the stupid shit on every again!!! <br /><br />And I am glad to hear that you are actually SUPPOSED to put it on thick to resemble your lovely furry friend because by the time I get done and get it on, that is EXACTLY what it looks like. It starts at about the nostrilesque area and runs to about the hairline. <br /><br />Of course by the time my eyes quit watering and crying, I resemble something akin to a cross between Rocky there and Alice Cooper's bastard love child.<br /><br />All in the name of fashion...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7502516942818340638.post-70415690431322028552010-02-02T13:07:23.311-06:002010-02-02T13:07:23.311-06:00Thanks for my morning laugh!! I use a magnified mi...Thanks for my morning laugh!! I use a magnified mirror since it is really hard to put make-up on while wearing glasses. Not a good idea to wear them in the shower either......Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.com